Santa Ke Sasural Men Saas Ne Use 7 Din Tak Subah-Sham Sag Khilaya! Use 8Ven Din Saas Ne Pucha "Kya Khaoge?" Santa: Aap Mujhe Khet Dikha Do Main Khud Char Aaunga!
Bos Ne Santa Se Sinema Ke 2 Corner Ticket Lane Ke Liye Kaha! Santa 2 Corner Ticket Kharid Kar Laya A-1 Aur A-40!
Pappu Ek Din Sharab Pikar Ghar Aaya Aur Apane Pita Se Bachne Ke Liye Laptop Khol Ke Baith Gaya; Santa: Pi Ke Aaya Hai Kya? Pappu: Nahi Pita Ji; Santa: To Haramkhor Sutakes Khol Ke Kyon Baitha Hain!
Santa: Yaar Main Do Mushkilon Me Fas Gaya Hu! Banta: Vo Kaise? Santa: Bivi Mekap Kare To Kharcha Bardasht Nahin Hota Aur N Kare To Biwi Bardasht Nahin Hoti!
Banta: Yaar Kal Maine Tumhe Kitni Baar Call Kiya Tune Fone Ku Nahin Uthaya? Santa: Kyon Uthau? 30 Rupaye Dekar Jo Gana Lagwaya Hai Vah Kya Tera Baap Sunega!
Santa: Doctor Sahab Kya Aap Meri Sharaab Chhuda Sakte Hain? Doctor: Ha Ha Kyon Nahin! Santa: To Thik Hai Pulis Ne Meri 200 Botal Sharab Pakad Li Hain Aap Jaldi Se Use Chhuda Dijie!